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Center for the Arts


About the STAAR Production

M*A*S*H stands for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, and joining it are two unpredictable madcaps, Hawkeye and Duke. They can't be dealt with casually, however, because they are also two of the best chest surgeons in South Korea.
They decide to wage a campaign to get a young Korean to the United States and entered in a good school. The thread of this effort helps tie together the pileup of comic adventures.
Hawkeye has a scene with a woman psychiatrist who believes he's been trying to lobster-trap mermaids in a rice paddy!
There's a jolly encounter with the baby-talking Bonwit sisters, the worst tap-dancing act the U.S.O. ever sent overseas. A sergeant is selling dumb GIs fishing rights in the Bay of Phum.
Radar O'Reilly, a soldier with incredible hearing, anticipates things before they happen.
The proprietor of a painless dental clinic is cured of dark moods by the recreation of an old monster movie—and a monster!
It's all here in this wild, free-flowing comedy, including a little romance mixed in with dramatic moments and a genuine love of life.


CAST
Capt. Pierce "Hawkeye" .....Manny Longfoot
Capt. Forrest "Duke"...........Tyler Crawford
Col. Henry Blake...........Dennis Pozzi
Capt. John McIntyre "Trapper".......James Vogel
Capt. Frank Burns.......Andy Johnson
Sgt. Devine.....Matthew Fulkerson
Cpl. "Radar" Reilly......Matthew Grissom
Capt. Walter Waldowski "Walt"......Darren Shockney
Ho-Jon.....Cole Bussell
Capt. John Black "Ugly" (because he's so good-looking).....Matthew Davis
Capt. Oliver Wendell Jones "Spearchucker"....Keith Copeland
General Hammond………………Chad Hasting
Capt. Bridgett McCarthy-......Felicia Gvozdas
Maj. Margarett Houlihan.....Nicole Bostater
PFC. Sue Todd.....Stephanie Grissom
Mitzie......Tala Gvozdas
Fritzie.....Christina Longfoot
Agnes.....Alex Bowles
Maj. Ruth Haskell.....Christina Longfoot
Lt. Louise Kimble....Becca Woodward
Lt. Janice Fury....Olena Woodward
Congresswoman Goldfarb....Kristina Paule
Lt. Nancy Phillips......Katelin Burch
Director: Stan Pierchoski
Producer: Tammy Pierchoski